Have you ever noticed how flies come around most often when you're eating? Sometimes I think they're just in it for the food.

I am what God made me, an atheist.

How the word "island" came about. It's not much land, but it "is land".

We have two eyes so we see in 3D. We have two ears which allows us to hear in stereo. WHY do we have two nostrils?

For those hunting trips that really don't go very well, try new "Buddy Bag". (A Dick Cheney favorite)

Never use a drinking straw. Straws are for suckers.

Have you ever heard someone refer to a small time business as a Mickey Mouse operation? Are they implying that Walt Disney is small time?

Someone yelled real loud in my ear today, now I have mono.

A dating site for Amish people. Ehominy.com

I'm not afraid of H1N1, I use Linux.

-Jeff