I want to be known, by everyone in the world, as the person who isn't famous.
Instead of everyone buying a pair of sunglasses, why don't we all pitch in for one giant lens, to cover the sun?
The key to playing Jinga, is teaming up with your opponent. If you start at the top, you can both work your way to the bottom, without incident.
Irony: Having a custom license plate that reads "APATHY".
Is it just me, or does "Chestnuts" sound like some kind of weird, and unfortunate, birth defect.
I have a wood working shop. I build bar stools. If you think you might be interested in buying one, I'll send you a stool sample.
This country would be much better off if we could export all the Pedestrians back to where they came from. (Pedestria?)
I once ate an entire box of Captain Crunch, by my self. Does that make me a cereal killer?
Idea for a fuel efficient car: Put small wheels on the front, so it's always rolling downhill.
A man with no taste buds said to his friend: Try this and tell me if it taste good, so I'll know if I should enjoy it when I eat.
Jeff
- Mood:
Tired - Listening to: Nobody
- Reading: Nothing
- Watching: Nothing
- Playing: Nothing
- Eating: Nothing
- Drinking: Nothing